Lickable Lazers

PIG DESTROYER are back and back with a vengeance! No one reads...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:00:00 +1000

PIG DESTROYER are back and back with a vengeance!

No one reads these posts, so I’ll just throw this shit together and be totally done with it all. So, buy their records as soon as you physically get the chance!

https://www.facebook.com/TheRealPigDestroyer

Beasts of Bourbon

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:01:56 +1100

Who knocked Nirvana off the stage in Sydney in 1992? The Beasts of Borubon is who! Dirty, grime, Australian, alternative, hard rock that is relentless!

See them open for Iggy and the Stooges this April, 2013 in Australia!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IR5DykkpnE See the Beasts tear a plastic bag from their arse!

The Anti-Bra

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:25:27 +1100

I HATE BRAS!!!!

RATTLE YOUR GODDAMN HEAD I never care for the...

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 21:39:21 +1100

RATTLE YOUR GODDAMN HEAD

I never care for the stupid Metallica vs Megadeth debates over the years. I don’t think they sound anything alike. We all have our own opinions. I just ignore it and enjoy both bands, but not all of their records. Some are complete duds. So, here it is, my Mega-collection! Enjoy it as soon as you physically get the chance!

http://www.megadeth.com/home.php

HEVY DEVY Aka Genius! No record collection is complete unless...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 22:11:59 +1100

HEVY DEVY Aka Genius!

No record collection is complete unless you are fully stacked up on Devin Townsend records. The pride of my collection. If you have never heard of this amazing talent, do so as soon as you physically get the chance!!

Look at the lost bras! Bras of black! The TESTAMENT...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 12:23:00 +1100

Look at the lost bras! Bras of black! The TESTAMENT collection

This band survives! How good is Testament! Forget that ‘other’ testament, this is the only Testament you need to worry about bitches! Go grab the mighty new album ‘Dark Roots of the Earth’ as soon as you physically get the chance too!

SAMAEL - Samael is an important archangel in Talmudic and...

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 19:25:08 +1100

SAMAEL - Samael is an important archangel in Talmudic and post-Talmudic lore, a figure who is accuser, seducer and destroyer, and has been regarded as both good and evil. It is said that he was the guardian angel of Esau and a patron of the Roman empire. Also, a great band from Suisse who rock your socks off, live!!

This band has so much energy on stage. See them live as soon as you physically get the cance. Enjoy this Jupiterian Vibe!

BARONESS - BARON VON MUNCHKIN & his BARONESS! When my ship...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 21:10:00 +1000

BARONESS - BARON VON MUNCHKIN & his BARONESS!

When my ship comes in, I’ll find a way to breathe again,
Breathe in deep, Let the sea fill your lungs, It’s better to brace for death
Than die for a promised land.

Let’s hope the band members of Baroness and crew make a speedy recovery from the bus accident in Bath, England, last month. Get well soon guys!!

http://baronessmusic.com/

You would be Unsane, not to like this tough nut outfit from New...

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 19:47:00 +1000

You would be Unsane, not to like this tough nut outfit from New York! Check them out as soon as you physically get the chance! Oh and huge thanks to Decibel Magazine for the Unsane flexi-disc! That was totally awesome!

http://unsanenyc.com/

I AM THE ANTI-BRA!!!

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 02:15:17 +1000

I Won't Dance!!

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:45:41 +1000

Circle of the Tyrants - Ooooggghhgghhhh!!!!

I wish Celtic Frost were still touring and making new music. Not many bands come along that are anything like these guys were. So many changes and no two albums are alike. Something in the alpine air perhaps!

One thing I regret the most is a dumb ex-friend of mine offered the 12” “I Won’t Dance” to me in the 90’s and I said “maybe” and found out, he was a born again christian, and burnt ALL of his metal records!! What a douche bag! I never saw that 12” again, anywhere since!

I never did buy “Cold Lake” on LP…I just couldn’t bare the thought of that one!!

Sweating Out Them Jungle Blues

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:29:57 +1000

Who Said the Devil Only Likes Metal? Might Be In the Jungle With the Blues!

My record collection is strange at times. I can play Thorns, or Enslaved then, move to Dead Can Dance, to music from Java and Syria, back to Hardcore from Brooklyn and then over to Redd Kross or Mudhoney, to Slayer and High on Fire. There’s no stopping me! It is one very unpredictable record collection and I feel like posting something off the beaten track here. CW Stoneking is that eccentric, whiskey throated jungle blues guy, who has a nice way of telling stories in his songs. Go listen at the link below as soon as you physically get the chance!

http://cwstoneking.com/music/

Alcest. Metal with soothing tenderness and a lovely polish....

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:28:00 +1000

Alcest. Metal with soothing tenderness and a lovely polish. Enjoy!

RIP ALL BRAS…TO THE DEATH!! Voivod are back with a...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:13:00 +1000

RIP ALL BRAS…TO THE DEATH!!

Voivod are back with a release of their long lost demo sessions of 1984. Awesome. Thanks to Alternative Tentacles, and Jello Biafra insisting they give AT some music to release. Here we are with “To The Death ‘84” on LP. Excellent. Lucky for us!

What has the Fonz and Black Sabbath have to do with each other? They taught some of the band members English! Voivod busted out of some remote Morgoth Land place in northern Quebec and we are thankful, 30 years later they did that. Black thrash at it’s best. Check in with Voivod as soon as you physically get the chance. Merci. http://www.voivod.com/

Just Say Words - Paradise Lost vinyl collection (so far). Just...

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 21:48:27 +1000

Just Say Words - Paradise Lost vinyl collection (so far).

Just around the corner, the new Paradise Lost album ‘Tragic Idol’ will be out and I am eager to get my hands on that one as soon as I physically get the chance. The band are still going strong, OK, with a slight hic-cup during the ‘Host’ and ‘Believe in Nothing’ days.

They just toured Australia for the second time ever and it was excellent to see them again. Hope to see them in Europe this summer. You can always expect a great atmosphere on most PL releases. A dark bliss overcomes you and the density of their songs always reminds me they are one of a kind.

http://www.paradiselost.co.uk/

In 7 words: Deftones are excellent and you know it! I hope no...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 13:32:21 +1100

In 7 words: Deftones are excellent and you know it!

I hope no one thinks of the Deftones as Nu-metal, that is so retarded. They surely by now have shaken off the Nu metal shackles. Anyway, the band explore all kinds of sonic endeavours with layers and layers and I hope you enjoy Deftones as much as I do.

Put on your rocket skates as soon as you physically get then chance! I hope more 7” releases come out soon from the band/label, to complete the collection!

http://www.deftones.com/

Rage against the barckles you goddamn son-of-a-bitch!...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:51:02 +1100

Rage against the barckles you goddamn son-of-a-bitch! DEERHOOF!

Deerhoof are a cool, wacky and innovative group from San Francisco. I like this band because they’re silly and from one of my favourite cities in the world. They create some noisy, weird type of rock and sound Japanese even! I dig it. Get some Deerhoof into you as soon as you physically get the chance!

Me, to the rescue, me, to da rescue! http://deerhoofvsevil.com/

Anneke Von Sibling? No, Anneke Van Giersbergen! I bet most of...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:35:09 +1100

Anneke Von Sibling? No, Anneke Van Giersbergen!

I bet most of you have your favourite singers, male and female. If you haven’t heard of the amazing Dutch girl Anneke Van Giersbergen then, do something about that as soon as you physically get the chance!

She’s unbelievably amazing. She is a marvellous talent. When she left The Gathering I was annoyed but she resurfaced with some excellent solo albums and collaborations with Moonspell, Devin Townsend and Anathema’s Danny Cavanaugh to name a few. What excites me is that she could pop up anywhere! On any album in any band! She is certainly one of the best vocalists out there!

http://www.annekevangiersbergen.com/

THERE IS NO HOPE…WHY DON’T YOU….PULL THE...

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 00:41:00 +1100

THERE IS NO HOPE…WHY DON’T YOU….PULL THE PLUG!

First time I ever heard of Death, was when I was 14yrs old. Leprosy was the album and it blew my mind. I was singing the lyrics at school for days and days. I could never grow tired of their music. Death was something else entirely. There has never been anyone like Chuck (RIP).

So now, remaining members of Death, at various times, are coming together and doing a tour across the USA this year. No Chuck, but his legacy lives on I guess! Get some Death as soon as you physically get the chance and remember…there is no hope, why don’t you…PULL THE BRA, THROW THEM ALL AWAY!!

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Death/141

A Storm of Light. A Calm Before and After the Perfect...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 +1100

A Storm of Light. A Calm Before and After the Perfect Storm!!

Some great melodies, layers and layers and fuzzy drone goodness. If you like Neurosis, (and there is Josh from that band), you will like A Storm of Light. Fuck going on about it any more than I already have, give it a listen as soon as you physically get the chance and enjoy!

I chose a track off the latest album “As the Valley of Death Becomes Us, Our Silver Memories Fade” instead as I can’t fit a bloody great song off the album “Primitive North”. Oh yeah, also has Nadja members here to!!

http://www.neurotrecordings.com/artists/asol/asol.php